July 2012
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my mom is really upset over katie holmes and tom cruise getting divorced.
June 2012
61 posts
I’ve had too much being angry this morning, mostly anger directed towards the fact that I can’t fucking sleep in, so I’m going to make french toast and then do some baking and drown myself in food and goodness.
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Sometimes, I find people very frustrating.
By frustrating, I mean immature. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the queen of maturity, in certain circumstances - However, I’m getting there and I’m trying. I’m always trying to be objective about things that make me angry or the jealousy I experience daily (I am not proud of this about myself. Probably my worst...
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I finished A Song of Ice and Fire (so far) the other day. I also sobbed at this because I don’t know HOW I’m going to wait any longer until Winds of Winter. I just can’t. I’ve been reading about the same characters for months now. What am I supposed to do?
I’m not really sure where Game of Thrones is going to go from here because the overall story just gets so...
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I remember the first thing I read by Nora Ephron was a book in my Writing 12 class. I never bought any of her work, so far, but I made sure to find her essays whenever I went into the book store and needed to kill time. They were the best way to kill time.
Afterwards, I realized that some of the movies that she’d written were my favourites - movies like When Harry Met Sally and Sleepless in...
if I was dying, you know I would obviously get a bunch of novelty tattoos because why the hell not?
I really want a Peter Dinklage tramp stamp with him throwing coins that says “A Lannister always pays his debts.” That would be awesome.
I’d probably get a Barack Obama tattoo as well.
purpletristesse asked: Despite that lovely text post about your bowel movements... BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!!! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out. <3
whippersnapper life!
whenever I buy an adult ticket for something or pay the adult price, I feel like I’m getting away with murder. “hehe, they won’t know that I’m actually the least mature person in the entirety of Canada!”
the fact is, however, I am now an adult. when I read the side of a medicine bottle and it says “keep out of reach of children,” I’m allowed to have...
this is a little gross but I also found it...
I promise I’m actually a very good writer and sometimes I write long, insightful things. In fact, I do that every single day… and then I think, BUT WHAT IF I WANT THIS TO BE PUBLISHED ONE DAY and store it away from the light of day. It’s quite embarrassing, really.
Anyways, I’m always surprised by the fact that the things in life always seem to come full circle. I’m...
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you might want to put on the survivor theme to...
I basically did an african tribal dance when I discovered a cucumber in my fridge.
like africans in the sahara seeing rain after 30 years of sun, I ate a vegetable after a day full of carbs.
I was happy I ate it, because then I could eat more carbs without guilt. By guilt, I mean guilt that I don’t feel guilt.
today was one of the greatest days ever, one of the days where everything is going my way.
I’m going to be published! It was sunny out and Mack and I walked the seawall! I did yoga! I feel fit and healthy, so I ate two brownies! (Okay, whatever. Carpe Diem.)
except NOW, I have a shin splint. I didn’t even know what that was! apparently, one shouldn’t walk miles in cowboy...
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note to self
next time, when removing red nail polish, it would be a good time to inform your family that nail polish comes off a lot easier with sanitary napkins than it does with cotton balls.
… there was a lot of screaming.
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I seriously love yoga, so far. I got a 3 month unlimited class and I want to go every single day, and I CAN.
Seriously - it’s physical activity that I’M NOT BAD AT. This hasn’t really happened to me before. Plus, I love feeling kind of fit and I’ve only been doing it for like… 4 days. Imagine how good I’m going to feel at the end of 3 months.
a pessimistic thought, brought to you by me facing...
you can’t ever say that people just “don’t understand” or “can’t understand,” I guess unless you’re in a very complicated situation.
sometimes, I think, people just need to be shown the right things so that they can understand. but a lot of the time, people understand. it’s just a matter of whether or not they care. and people are super...
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I’m glad my dog can’t actually cry because I don’t think anything would emotionally ruin me more than my dog crying.
most people are just like
“I don’t drink for like seven months and then when I do, I drink around fifteen drinks and am nut-schvanged all night long and get up the next morning and don’t really feel that bad.”
or some others are like
“I obviously drink every night and sometimes during the week. I get drunk. It’s fun. I have no money for anything else.”
...
some thoughts on aging.
for those of you who don’t know, when I’m 65, I’m changing my name to SexBitch and I’m going to be a raucous old woman who is super rowdy and gives her grandchildren inappropriate presents.
seriously, everyone keeps bringing up SexBitch to me recently, and I’m so excited to be a hell on wheels (specifically, a motor scooter) when I’m sixty five years YOUNG. Not...
I’m really frustrated that I can’t just be travelling now
honestly
which of y’all would stay my friend if I changed my name to Vageenie.
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if you guys like pinterest (I LOVE PINTEREST), follow me! My username is nakedman. I’m not joking.
I only pin food except for sometimes I go fucking insane and start planning my dream home.
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listening to maurissa and jed talk about dollhouse and dying a little bit inside. I’m crying a little bit too.
My friend recommended the nerdist podcasts to me the other day and I downloaded like five of the writers ones. eliza clark and tami sagher are also on this particular episode that I have been episodically listening to and they are also very, very funny.
Interesting thing that...
I’m just going to confess it online - I have a friend who I kind of feel is Lord Voldemort. I always forget she has a nose.
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DO YOU LIKE WINE →
THEN LOOK AT THIS BLOG. One of my most favourite bloggers (who I obviously found through HelloGiggles because this is where I find all my bloggers) MARISSA ROSS, who is also super good looking has a wine blog, called WINE ALL THE TIME and you should read it if you like wine because this woman drinks a lot of wine and then tells you all about it. I love Marissa Ross, she’s way cooler than...
unless you tell me directly about your sex life, I will assume that the farthest you’ve gotten is making your fingers into an A-OK symbol and putting your opposite index finger into it while making weird eyebrows and going “ee-err, ee-err.”
not joking. people will tell me like, “I’ve been married for nine years” and I will be like “I wonder if...
I’m going to keep eating and eating and EATING until I explode.
This is cheese weekend 2012 and it hasn’t stopped just because I’m “home.”
just came back from a lovely weekend in penticton. you know what benefits the okanagan has over vancouver? I know, I know, I’m young and should be craving BIG CITY LIFE. And while I do enjoy living in a city, it’s like…. there are orchards and wineries and beautiful scenery and LAKES everywhere! Who wouldn’t want to wake up to that every day?
also, never take jello shots.
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will work for food.
today I just sauntered on into work on my day off like it ain’t no thang and then I realized that I’m totally more willing to work since my manager gave me a free sandwich for making announcements over the PA.
ok, but the funny part was how I was asked to work.
co-worker: oh heyyyy, I asked mash to come into work today.
me: cool.
co-worker: aww, mash can’t work! I asked...
this is not very useful because I have gotten high a total of zero times but if someone is looking to open up a coffee shop in the netherlands, do I ever have a business idea for you! (but you have to give me money for it.)
it’s like a high person bar cafe whatever (I’m trying to emphasize how bad at this lingo I am) with YOUTUBE VIDEOS PLAYING AT ALL TIMES.
it would be hilarious...
