I didn’t really understand what “shipping” was until Jaime and Brienne.
I was thinking about Game of Thrones all day today so I’m going to reblog some stuff and Y’ALL ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL with the fact that I think about Jaime and Brienne and how they’re meant to be and I start to tear up because THEIR LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL even though it isn’t real yet. LEAVE ME ALONE. *cries in corner*
when I read online about “bras that will take you up two cup sizes!” I actually gasp out loud, not out of “awesome!” but of “oh god I would choke on them.” they would take over the world. … I kind of want to try this bra.
hey, group of guys who went to my high school, of whom I talked to each of you 0 to 2 times during. I know you were drunk when I saw you on the bus But I hope you don’t forget the next morning that you said, in unison… “She doesn’t have a tight butthole, SHE IS TIGHT BUTTHOLE.” It was brilliant.
what the hell just happened?
when I lived in the wilderness, and by that I mean in the heavily forested suburbs, I barely saw any animals. the odd coyote or raccoon would wander down the road at night. sure, there was occasionally a bear or three in my backyard, but this was a very rare occurrence. ever since I moved two blocks away from a fucking mall, I’ve seen more wildlife than one can hope to see. the annoying...
I just finished "naked"
I’ve fallen madly in love with David Sedaris and I need to read all of his books or my brain will foam and explode. What I find so captivating about his writing is that he’s such a freaking strange person and he doesn’t try to make himself seem likeable, even, but he has such a way with words that there are lines I need to read over and over with my mouth open, just thinking,...
lostismyconstant: Okay for anyone who cares, here’s one of my scenes from my final film that I’m still in the process of animating. my mom and I just watched this five times in a row. so cute, panya tan!
if you donate your body to science, you get a free funeral.
VANCOUVER ISLAND IS OFTEN REFERRED TO AS “APE ISLAND– A show about Sasquatches. Also, no one.
I just submitted to Hellogiggles again. So excited. So nervous. By the way, I received a rejection letter from a website I don’t remember submitting to but… he said my writing was fun, so I guess my writing should be invited to parties! … great joke, Katie. Great. Joke.
I’m so fucking excited that I have to get a new laptop battery. So Fucking Stoked.
I get really embarrassed when I fangirl out so I’m really
making gnocchi mac and cheese
I’m seriously so proud of myself that I can actually do stuff like this now. My year off (or maybes longer?) has barely started and I’ve already done something productive with my life - learned to cook, and I’ve gotten really good at it. granted, it’s not actually done yet… but the sauce I made is absolutely fantastic. I’m bragging and don’t even give a...
thoughts on the dark knight rises.
1) So impressed with JGL and Anne Hathaway. I think they stood out as the best actors in the entire movie and I think their talents were really showcased. 2) Was also impressed with Gary Oldman. SIRIUS BLACK. 3) Burn Gorman was in it and I was like, “WHO IS HE?” so loud and then, Torchwood. So much less attractive now. 4) I didn’t like how submissive the people were in regards...
katie, on fruit.
I realized that I don’t actually like peaches very much, but I love peach flavoured things. I mean… they just always get all juicy all over me and they’re hairy and pits piss me the fuck off. I also prefer green apple flavouring (except in vodka, ew ew ew) over actual green apples.
Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice...– Rev. Pat Robertson (via grrrlstudies) It’s true though. All of it. I hate men, want to have sex with women, never want to have children, don’t ever buy anything and BLOW SHIT UP. All the time. Btw, there’s NOTHING WRONG with lesbians practicing witchcraft.
I wanted to make cupcakes that were pink and fun, not ones that are the colour of a uterus.
life right now.
my life right now consists of readjusting to the routine of not having a routine. taking the longer way. planning and being excited about not having a plan. accepting that I’ve been treating good people badly. facing the consequences of treating the wrong people well. wondering about the people who I can’t figure out if I like or not. my life right now consists of kicks in the ass....
Wait, what.: Shut the fuck up with this life. →
whydoihaveablog: A few beers in, 11 PM, floating in the Dead Sea. Put your ears underwater —- you can still hear the saxophone player down the beach that you never did end up finding that night. Put your ears in the water and listen to the muffled sounds of the saxophone and now listen to the pulse in your ears…. this gave me mad chills.
As far as tattoos go, I’m usually not a fan of excessive tattooing. I like a few simple things here and there and I’ve never found the whole “covered in tattoos” thing to be especially enticing. Just because I think every tattoo should mean something and it’s hard for me, so far in my life, to think of so many things that are significant enough for me to tattoo on my...
I’m really not a big Adele fan but I love the song Chasing Pavements. I feel like it is the soundtrack to my life, except not currently. Me if I was really well dressed and had a job downtown and it was snowing. It makes me feel like a classy winter woman. Ew guys, I’m a woman.
went to alex’s birthday dinner and ate so much I literally went home and passed out from exhaustion from eating so much good food. I wanted cake but… my stomach wouldn’t permit me to do anything but fall into a deep, food-fueled slumber.
I’m trying out the whole “long skirt” thing and I think I look pretty good but I probably look like Laura Ingalls Wilder.
VAGUE VAGUE VAGUEEE
every summer, I find myself in the same weird situation.
a vague post about my need to say sorry
I’m having a pretty deep problem with self-assertion. This year I pretty much “found myself” and realized that I try really hard to make others happy, and sometimes this leads to me being stressed to the point of tears because I cry at EVERYTHING. Anyways, I’m trying really hard to be assertive and only do things that I want to do and to say things that I think need...
John Green's tumblr: I AM PISSED OFF →
fishingboatproceeds: I am pissed off because Laci Green, one of the most promising young content creators on YouTube, has been forced off the Internet by death threats—apparently driven by her casual use of the word “tranny” in a video she made more than three years ago. (She apologized and even took down the… Ugh, so true. Laci Green is wonderful and a role model for the feminist and...
so I’m looking up flights to europe (AHH! getting so close! can’t believe it!) and it seems absolutely obscure that a flight to london from vancouver costs more than a flight to berlin with a layover in london.
my mother seems to be really impressed with herself that she’s going out for dinner tonight. it’s like she’s never gone out for dinner before or has never had friends before - both things that I know for a fact are NOT TRUE. I called her to say not to make me dinner and she basically went into detail for about twenty minutes about how she isn’t going to be home. I feel a...